Craigslist Trolling: Valentines Day Sale Edition

mens cologn "CHROME by AZZARO" NEW! - "need the money for my kids baptism... $10 great for a valentines day present!"

VALENTINE ENGAGEMENT/WEDDING @ NEON SIGN - "need the money, slow at work"

Diamond ring and necklace set GOOD DEAL - "Since Valentines Day is right around the corner these would make the perfect gift for your sweetheart. I need the money for a car so I can get back and forth to work."

new zebra print HOT pants-not just for valentines day - "The larger or curvier you are, the more skin they reveal on the side. $20 gets all four. don't have cash, will consider trades too."

XBOX W/ DVD player set plus games - "This is not a joke wanna get rid of this. don't have a pic because i don't have a camera. but i assure you this is legit... Trying to get rid of this quickly before Valentines day!!!"

Beautiful Valentines Day antique diamond ring - "Economic times are forcing me to let this beautiful ring go... My Aunt got it before the great depression and gave it to me."

Sub Woofer Box 3-10's - "I need to sell my Sub Woofer box. Trying to make some money for Valentines day to take out my girlfriend."

2.48 Princess cut 3 stone Engagement wedding ring w/ eternity band! - $40 - "If you're getting married for Valentines day and can't afford it, this is a Gorgeous set- It fooled my mother in law and she's a jewler!"

Perfect Valentine's Day Diamond Ring - "I need to sell asap to help being laid off."

Velentine's Day 24K gold natural pearl drop earings - "I broke up with my girl friend so I need the cash."

need to make money - "NEED A JOB MAKING SOME MONEY GET SOMETHING FOR YOUR LOVE ON FOR VALINTINE DAY."